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*probably saved him from an expensive legal challenge *
AHhh SO! An *Engish* Bandicoot..... UP POPs. " With scale 'e' side of head too. Ready to *FACE* a little *banditry* are you ? Or is it still '*hokey cokey's bush you want covering the *nether* side of your brains."
????????????????? In amongst

*Equals*

Am I ?????????????? ' I DON"T THINK SO ! ?????????????????????????????????
SO ! Here's some more material *4U* ~ all too.
* Invicta * ~ what the hell is that, *It's not even English* for christ sake.
*You*~ *Git* of Williams~ rapacious, rampageous, murdering bloody- concord !, *AND I can understand * you wanting to enter your scale *e* Tongue~ into some sort of court. BUT~ don't go telling me it will be or is in any way one in which *i* would stand

*equal*

amongst *MY* Peers. { at least ~ not until I'm stood with, amongst and against ~THOSE OF THAT *BLOODY* CONCORD. }
*You*~ Suffering under the impression that *you* ~ in either *heaven or hell* could or would find any other Tongues *to defend* YOU > AND < wanting *them* to HERE practice as such. ????????? IS REASON 4ME *as one*?????????????~ Providing *this* further material 4U~all too.
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OK~ *Hijack* & *banditry* aside.
Let me see if i understand
A} This page of forum~ Offer for tutorials {paid}
B} You *here* ready to pay and wanting said tutorials.
C} You *using* id's other than your own, proof of imagination AND ability to think, see and hear : *in choices* other than your OH SO *Singular* one.
D} You *all too* expecting ~provider~ of said tutorials to cover {and be culpable for }*your* oh so *Singular requirements . YET~ *Here* ~ and for him providing no *meat* for him to wrap his *tut tuts* around.
MUST BE *YOU* all wrap'd around *BONE* between legs.... i think.
Regards to you all.
BUT~ I think I'll keep *Idiot* still attached{ for now }.... If you don't mind.